THG Week in Review: June 11-17, 2011

Welcome to THG's Week in Review! Below, our staff takes a look back at the stories, stars and scandals that made these last seven days so memorable.

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Now, a rundown of the week that was at The Hollywood Gossip:

• Crystal Harris made like a runaway bride and ditched Hugh Hefner.
• An apparent Amber Portwood suicide attempt prompted this 911 call.
• Joss Stone was somehow an alleged target of an assassination plot.
• Selena Gomez was hospitalized for exhaustion, but she'll be okay.
• Anthony Weiner resigned from Congress after his Twitpic scandal.
• Bill Maher and Jane Lynch recited Weiner's sexting exchanges.
• John Edwards' mug shot is ... well, just look at the thing.

Final Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Trailer

• The final, epic Harry Potter trailer (above) has been released.
• Game of Thrones' Sean Bean was stabbed in a bar fight.
• Soulja Boy railed against his white Facebook stalkers ...
• ... then pulled out the time-honored "hacking" defense.
• Michele Bachmann is running for President of the U.S.
• Unreliable inmate Dexter Isaac claims he capped Tupac.
• David Tyree came out HARD against gay marriage.
• Tracy Morgan is mending fences after his vile rant.
• Will a jury believe Casey Anthony's defense?

Lady Gaga - The Edge Of Glory

• Lady Gaga debuted her video (above) for "The Edge of Glory."
• The Bachelorette, Ashley Hebert, is engaged ... but to whom?
• Charlie Sheen is in talks for a new sitcom. Sans Chuck Lorre.
• Vanessa Hudgens posed for Candie's rather than leaked pics.
• Tamra Barney is feuding with Slade Smiley, Gretchen Rossi.
• Mildred Patricia Baena sold out Arnold. Apparently for free.
• Kim Kardashian's wedding registry? Not un-ridiculous at all.
• Taylor Momsen is still doing her thing. We mean flashing.
• The Heat lost the NBA Finals. LeBron heard all about it.

• Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied welcomed a baby son.
• Songstress Lily Allen and Sam Cooper got married in the UK.
• Effing Snooki and Jionni LaValle called it quits over in Italy.
• "It" girl Pippa Middleton and Alex Loudon broke up ...
• ... and she's been linked to George Percy (again).
• Dianna Agron and Sebastian Stan may be dating.
• Ditto Sean Penn and Garcelle Beauvais, we hear.
• Is Mark Zuckerberg engaged to Priscilla Chan?
• Is Jennifer Aniston's new man moving in?