Charlie Sheen is entering rehab, Two & a Half Men's put on hiatus

Porn family canceled! President Bartlett got his way and Charlie Sheen is entering rehab, TMZ has just announced. This comes on the heels of Charlie’s not-even day-long hospitalization for some kind of “hernia� issue, because apparently in this brave new world, “hernia� is code for “coked-out, week-long porn-orgy�.
Charlie Sheen voluntarily checked himself in to an undisclosed rehab facility earlier today … and his show “Two and a Half Men� has been placed on indefinite “hiatus� while he undergoes treatment.
“Two and a Half Men� producers released a statement saying, “Due to Charlie Sheen’s decision to enter a rehabilitation center, CBS, Warner Bros. Television and executive producer Chuck Lorre are placing “Two and a Half Men� on production hiatus.�
The statement continues, “We are profoundly concerned for his health and well-being, and support his decision.�
Sheen’s publicist tells us, “He is most grateful to all who have expressed their concern.�
As TMZ previously reported, Sheen had a briefcase of cocaine delivered to his mansion during a 36-hour bender earlier this week … and was hospitalized early Thursday morning for a hiatal hernia.
[From TMZ]
I really do think Charlie’s dad got to him. I wonder what Martin said to him that got this disaster turned around, however briefly? I wouldn’t know what to say to Charlie. I would just start slapping him and calling him names.
By the way - will Charlie’s team ever come out and tell the truth about what went down? Or do you think they’ll stick with “hernia�?


Photos courtesy of Fame.
Written by Kaiser

Posted in Charlie Sheen, Rehab

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